Moose: let me repeat that, I was born in Scranton!!!
Skunk: Let's unite and say never again...
( thanks Susan )
Moose: You don't have the right to choose, you are having the baby.
Skank: I am so glad to have someone else make all my choices go away. (the skank is lying she wants an abortion; but the moose is not interested in what the skank wants, she is after all a skank)
(thanks LL)
Mosse: I'm still not sure
if I'll vote for here
But I'm enjoying this season
without her behind my back...
Skank: I miss her
Did I told you she love smell like me?
I think she's skank in disguise...
Moosse:.................!
Skank:.................?
or
Skank:..............!
Moose:...................?
or
Señor Moosito:..............?
Señorita Skankita:...................!
Mix Media By C.L.DeMedeiros
2 comments:
Well, I have emailed a friend to ask for help as I am not feeling very clever...
Moose: let me repeat that, I was born in Scranton
Skunk: Let's unite and say never again.
As the Governor of Alaska said, I'll get back to you...if my more clever friends come up with something.
First I love that you refer to what I would call a skunk as a skank. Where I am from that makes this the mooose and the slut. I suppose this makes the conversation something like:
Moose: You don't have the right to choose, you are having the baby.
Skank: I am so glad to have someone else make all my choices go away. (the skank is lying she wants an abortion; but the moose is not interested in what the skank wants, she is after all a skank)
So help me if the moose is our next VP I am defecting.
God. For a writer I am not feeling very pithy, someone else have a go. I am clearly too bitter.
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