Fizzzzzz Fish

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Holiday's coming
and you're feeling kind sad?

Is time to cheer yourself up
with the new Fizzzzzz fish flavor
of Soda.

Nothing like
feel the flavor of our times: fishy

Something wrong with the financial market?
Why get stress out?

Get the flavor
Get fizzzzzz Fish

I knew something was fishy...

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Pussie Chair

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If you ever felt uncomfortable
in some awkward situation...
or position.

There's a chair for you:
The Pussie Chair

There's nothing like
a elegant & fluffy
Pussie Chair

You can seat,
and see
from up above...
every sigh of awkwardness
disappear!

We're accepting
Commissions for
Congress & Churches

Happy Holidays!!!
(from
the makers of the anatomically correct furnitures
factory)

Fat Free Jesus-Mary!!!

...

Deliciously Fat
Sinners
cannot
avoid

The New
Jesus
Mary
Fat Free

The
Happy World of Kids and Grown-ups Priests
Love it!!


Lick once
You wanna to lick
Again and again

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I Cannot Wait For The First Black Woman President

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Days will come
we'll see a beautiful
black girl
take the oath
in the White House.

The Third great depression
will be over
long time before that
Much less people will be
living in the land of the freedom
Many will move to the Moon
Will call them: Lunatic!

Pluto will be a planet
dedicated to rehabilitate
earth ling criminals
and desperate housewives
Violence will only be a dictionary word

That young little girl
will have very little to do

All the problems
were solved by her
predecessors

Now she just needs to make sure:
every bunny has enough carrots
to eat

The race for the biggest dick head chairman
was over too...

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C.L.DeMedeiros by Todd Camplin

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http://camplinart.blogspot.com/2008/11/carlos-luis-demedeiros.html



Thank You

Todd Camplin

You're Your Own Creation

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In the beginning
there was a big white horse
with a neck wrapped
in brown leather
stepping on four
magic marbles

He felt
very lonely
and wished company
with a splash
from his schlong
He created
little plagues
he called humans

He saw
their future
on his own
horse back:
They'll conquer me
and they'll destroy me
in a city who never sleeps

With the wind
that comes out of my arse
I'll remind them
I'm their horse god
Who created them:
My little human fleas

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Who's Ruling What?

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Woman
make
babies

babies
become
men

Woman
need
Man
to make
babies

Add to that equation
any gay
god.
to tell them:
Whatever rules
will be the one on the top...

Rapunzel
I need
your
long hair
to get
to any
gay
god
to get
me
out
of that
mess...

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