Showing posts with label conversation piece. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conversation piece. Show all posts

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Fire Place Dog II - Lazy Susan



With summer just around the corner
Is time to buy
Outdoor furniture

Nothing like our model pet all time favorite

FIRE PLACE DOG

Nice and cozy
with friends in your backyard

Our fire place dog
Are 100% made in USA
By the hands of ours
Chinese employees in China



















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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Thank You, Señor Presidente!


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Red roses for tough times
good luck!
and long life...

Rosas rojas para tiempos duros
¡buena suerte!
y viva muchos años añoramos

Rosas vermelhas para tempos dificeis
boa sorte!
e que viva muitos anos...


X7X7X7X7X7X7X7X


Yes...
He's alive and well
in his new castle
ahead
in the clouds
surround by red and golden pillows
and some clows

We're always hope
he don't loose contact with reality
and can see us little ones
down here on earth.

Why we need kings and queens
price and princes?
don't tell me
I don't wanna know





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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Deepak Chopra & Scarlett Johansson Doll




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Nothing more
stranger than dolls...
My dolls

The combination of
Deepak Chopra & Scarlett Johansson
make a wonderful collectible piece of crap.




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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Art in the Time of Cholera



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The Bile of the Starving Artist
& The Bible Box


It's bad enough to have art reflux--the back flow of stomach art into the esophagus that causes heartburn and discomfort for millions of artist all over Manhattan and the rest of the world of art. Add on a art dealer who keeps tell you how to sell your art and bile reflux, where digestive fluid from the liver flows into the stomach and esophagus, and you've got a recipe for major discomfort that can be difficult to make your art in your peaceful studio.

Many artists who have art reflux also have a pain in the neck art dealer and bile reflux, and it can be difficult to distinguish them, since both have heartburn as a major symptom of pain in the neckness.

Quite by accident after trying just about everything you always hear recommended for art reflux, and bile reflux,I found a really simple treatment at my local newstands that has kept me pain-free for decades: Art in America!!! So it certainly is impossible to get rid of your art dealer but if he has enough knowledge of the right people
your name will be in the Bible.
But what do I know?
I'm just a 800' pond gorilla in your room.


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Saturday, January 3, 2009

Things I Do ...

When I Have Nothing to do : Photograph!





Bowery Hat


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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Best of the Best Until Now



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Affordable Housing



Super-Ego said:
C.L.DeMedeiros you're full of shit!
How can you judge yourself
and say " best of the best until now"?

Oh Please! Master mind your own business,
Mister Ego!

I don't know what is that fuss
is all about... His work is remarkable
and genius...
Id said that and walk way,
id didn't like fights...



the uncoordinated instinctual trends are the "id"; the organized realistic part of the psyche is the "ego," and the critical and moralizing function the "super-ego." [1]




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Photo by Leah McCloskey

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Book of Conspiratology by C.L.DeMedeiros




Now it's official:
My first fake book is released
In the blessed land of paranoid America

Divide into
The following chapters:
What not to believe
What to really believe
What to really really believe
What to really really really believe
and
It's all in your mind.

Easy to read
Even a lady bug can understand

Forward from our anonymous friend
Nothing Tosay of Bavaria
Author of
"Missing Cold War and Warm Bath"
"Water Boarding with Hot Spices"
and
"Nobody Know Nothing About Anything"

Totally sold out in
Russia, China and North Korea
( in the black market )

If you want a second autographed edition
Put your fake name on our black list





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Friday, December 19, 2008

Bowery Thing Became Bowery Hat in Gazelland

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Gazelle Make It Happen:
"What You like me to Say?"





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The Bowery Thing a Thing to Have or not II




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Saint Demitry of Baviera
found the perfect hallo
in a Bowery Thing
I told you: I was no Sinner
or a Saint
What so ever!
Goodsell, Like Lore
prefer as a sholder piece.
Bowery Thing
A thing to have!
Are looking at me?
or my Bowery thing?

Lore Baer totally complete
with an extension of her
colorful personality

So now you know
if you want be full of yourself
you need to have a
Bowery Thing!!!





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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Nails Kama-Sutra IX




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Perfect Family Picture:
Mom Sue, Dad Ted, adopt son Billy,
twins from insemination Ross & Jay and
someone screwing around the corner
distracting Jack and Matt.




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Monday, December 15, 2008

Nails Kama-Sutra VIII



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Some do
Some don't

For some denial
For some delight

Better not do it
to save years in therapy:

Threesome with a allegedly minor





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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Nails Kama-Sutra VII

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Winter's Favorite:
Morning Wood...




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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Nails Kama-Sutra VI

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Low budget
self indulgence:

Screwing around
with a dildo.




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