Born to be bad

...

Bitter and sweet
Are both
on life's
Menu

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cat sexy rocket

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Lady Roach

...

Lady Roach Said:
I Told You So...

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What a Trip

...

Flight: Delays & Cancelations Box

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Book of Conspiratology by C.L.DeMedeiros

...

Now it's official:
My first fake book is released
In the blessed land of paranoid America

Divide into
The following chapters:
What not to believe
What to really believe
What to really really believe
What to really really really believe
and
It's all in your mind.

Easy to read
Even a lady bug can understand

Forward from our anonymous friend
Nothing Tosay of Bavaria
Author of
"Missing Cold War and Warm Bath"
"Water Boarding with Hot Spices"
and
"Nobody Know Nothing About Anything"

Totally sold out in
Russia, China and North Korea
( in the black market )

If you want a second autographed edition
Put your fake name on our black list

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A Leader Has The Courage To Stand Alone !

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Doesn't
Really
Matter
If Is
Black,
Or
White

Should
Has
The
Courage
to
Stand Alone
Anywhere,
No Matter What...

You're Not
A Rat!

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Woman in The Light Bulb

...

New Puta

They come in
every shape
and sizes

New energy light bulbs

or

New light boobs ?

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Saint Marylin, Patron of the Aloofne$$, pray for US

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Work In Progress

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Gazelle Essence

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Better Half

Historic Day
Historic Moment

Nov.
Now

Only
If

"I have a Dream..."

Is not a nigthmare ...

The Dream
Has been fulfillled

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Light Bulb Revisted II

Energy Saving...
All Over!!!

Hairy/Ballerina
Light Bulb

Odds Blesses America...

Made in America:
Gods, Guns & Guts

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Light Bulb Revisted

Energy Saving...
All Over!!!

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Baked Alaska

Miss Aloof
You don't have the right to remain silent...
You should say something
You're Aloofness
is not helping in your case.

You have the right to have a breakdown
and a meltdown.

Anything you say cannot and will not be used against you in the crack of laws.

You have no right to have one moose, two rabbits & three rabbis present during questioning.
If you cannot afford four wolves,
one will be ready to devour you.

You have the right to remain in oblivion.
Anything you say can and will be used against you and your dental floss.
You have the right to have a grandma & grandpa present during questioning.
If you cannot eat baloney, pepto-bismol will be given to you.
You have a right to drive the whole nation crazy.

You have the right to remain in silent expectation.
Oh !? Are you deaf?
My bad...Sorry
You just can hear god's voice?
Sargent!
We have another Joan of Ark here.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of flaw.
You have the right to have a fire gun during questioning.
You can shoot your enemies in their faces
If you cannot afford bullets
a parrot will be appointed for you.

You have the right to your fifteen minutes.
To much silence can cause cancer.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of Russia.
They can see you through their TV's
You have the right to have a crying baby present during questioning.
If you cannot afford another son,
Angelina Jolie will be lending one of her babies to you.
If Brad Pitt approves...
Alienation

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Altoids Boxes Strikes Back VII - Dada Retriever

WHY
NOT?
BOX

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Altoids Boxes Strikes Back VI - Nature Call for Hell

What Kind footprint
will your leave
Box

Deep
Dive
Box

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Altoids Boxes Strikes Back V - It's All In Your Mind

If Box

Too Much Sleep
Kills you
Box

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Altoids Boxes Strikes Back IV - "Oh! Say Can You See?..."

If Patton was Alive
He was battling Dementia
Box

Sunny Side Not So Sunny Box

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Altoids Boxes Strikes Back III - "I See Shinning Happy People!"

Lets Get High Box

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Altoids Boxes Strikes Back II - "15 minutes? What a Widow!"

I
wanna
make
you
famous
Box

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Altoids Boxes Strikes Back

Dancing Alone
Until the Dawn
With Some
Crazy Music
In Her Head
Box

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