America/Surrender flag in the Light bulb

Try to find a jesus like face in that clip... As he's doing in pancakes, toasts and clouds I wasn't surprise when he make is appearance in my light bulb.



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Light Bulb Revisted II

Energy Saving...
All Over!!!

Hairy/Ballerina
Light Bulb

Odds Blesses America...

Made in America:
Gods, Guns & Guts

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America The Beautiful !!!

I like to think
You gonna have your arms back
and your youth
and your wisdom

I like to think
I'm only dreaming
and you're dreaming too

I like to know
when to open up my eyes

We all gonna to wake up
and everything will be
in place.

To much of everything
can be very poisoning

Open your eyes...
Open your eyes...

Open up!
Open up!


( don't tell me I miss my appointment
with my financial guru? )

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Baby Boomer's Baby

Still
...
Is
Up
To
You
To
Change
The
World
!!!

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Baked Alaska

Miss Aloof
You don't have the right to remain silent...
You should say something
You're Aloofness
is not helping in your case.

You have the right to have a breakdown
and a meltdown.

Anything you say cannot and will not be used against you in the crack of laws.

You have no right to have one moose, two rabbits & three rabbis present during questioning.
If you cannot afford four wolves,
one will be ready to devour you.

You have the right to remain in oblivion.
Anything you say can and will be used against you and your dental floss.
You have the right to have a grandma & grandpa present during questioning.
If you cannot eat baloney, pepto-bismol will be given to you.
You have a right to drive the whole nation crazy.

You have the right to remain in silent expectation.
Oh !? Are you deaf?
My bad...Sorry
You just can hear god's voice?
Sargent!
We have another Joan of Ark here.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of flaw.
You have the right to have a fire gun during questioning.
You can shoot your enemies in their faces
If you cannot afford bullets
a parrot will be appointed for you.

You have the right to your fifteen minutes.
To much silence can cause cancer.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of Russia.
They can see you through their TV's
You have the right to have a crying baby present during questioning.
If you cannot afford another son,
Angelina Jolie will be lending one of her babies to you.
If Brad Pitt approves...
Alienation

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Patriotic Fetus

It's so nice and cozy in here
When I'm born
I wanna be a cupid
With an arrow and bow
I'll be making a lot of people
Fall in love

There's a indisputable beauty in your eyes
I can see deep inside
Innocence and oblivion

Why am I here if I didn't ask to be?

So what?

Now I'm here.
I hope I can do as much as I dreamed
When I was swimming
In amniotic

All the things that I suffered
Since they abandon me.

It was okay to make me come to live
They use faith to fight
that crazy war...

Ahhhhh!!!

If I could choose 18 years and 9 month ago
To not be here in this battle ground
Of heat, dust & Prozac

Worth it?

I made you smile
I ride Cyclone in Conney Island and
Saw the American Flag

Flap
Flap
Flap

and
Politicians:

Flip
Flop

Flip
Flop

Flip
Flop

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The Wonderful World of Skinny Michael and the Magic Poo!

Once open a time
there was me,
me daddy and
This big pile of Money

Me daddy said to me:
"All my world will be yours
when I die..."

The thing is
He was very very very ...
very old and there wasn't any sign that
he was close to dying what so ever

So I stabbed him with the flag poll
He was very patriotic
He taught me to be
patriotic too.

And even said the Pledge of Allegiance
Before his last fart

Me daddy crapped
A Magic Poo
And that smiling
piece of shit
winked at me.

It was a last sign of his affection
Everything the Magic Poo
Touches turns in to...

Sit!!!

So...

Have a seat
And watch my favorite TV show with me
and my Magic friend.

( the author of this outrageous poem doesn't recommend any crappy TV show accompanied by magic poo, the crap naturally comes from the tube )

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Don't mess with New Jersey Mosquito

There's a mosquito hidden
in that shadow box.
Can you tell
where?



Sometimes
They make us believe that
living in fear of outsiders
and defending ourselves against them
will make us feel
stronger

Sometimes
I'm afraid of very little things
carried by little bugs
like mosquitoes

When I was in South America once
during some traveling
I was bitten by a mosquito and got a very high fever
I cannot remember the name
Some funny name

doom doom

I got so sick
I couldn't reach the key hole
of the door of my room
I was convulsing
and I was so hot
Not like Johny Depp
or Marylin Monroe
More like
A volcano
Spiting smoke
out of my nose & ears

I always had a feeling
that I died back then
the one who woke up
next morning
was somebody else.

The enemy sometimes
is within
and that's scary
Mister
jack-O-Lantern!!!

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