Once open a timethere was me,me daddy and
This big pile of MoneyMe daddy said to me:"All my world will be yours when I die..."The thing is He was very very very ...very old and there wasn't any sign that he was close to dying what so everSo I stabbed him with the flag pollHe was very patrioticHe taught me to be patriotic too.And even said the Pledge of Allegiance Before his last fartMe daddy crappedA Magic PooAnd that smiling
piece of shit
winked at me.It was a last sign of his affection Everything the Magic PooTouches turns in to...
Sit!!!So...Have a seatAnd watch my favorite TV show with meand my Magic friend.
( the author of this outrageous poem doesn't recommend any crappy TV show accompanied by magic poo, the crap naturally comes from the tube )
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