Patriotic Fetus

It's so nice and cozy in here
When I'm born
I wanna be a cupid
With an arrow and bow
I'll be making a lot of people
Fall in love

There's a indisputable beauty in your eyes
I can see deep inside
Innocence and oblivion

Why am I here if I didn't ask to be?

So what?

Now I'm here.
I hope I can do as much as I dreamed
When I was swimming
In amniotic

All the things that I suffered
Since they abandon me.

It was okay to make me come to live
They use faith to fight
that crazy war...

Ahhhhh!!!

If I could choose 18 years and 9 month ago
To not be here in this battle ground
Of heat, dust & Prozac

Worth it?

I made you smile
I ride Cyclone in Conney Island and
Saw the American Flag

Flap
Flap
Flap

and
Politicians:

Flip
Flop

Flip
Flop

Flip
Flop

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The Wonderful World of Skinny Michael and the Magic Poo!

Once open a time
there was me,
me daddy and
This big pile of Money

Me daddy said to me:
"All my world will be yours
when I die..."

The thing is
He was very very very ...
very old and there wasn't any sign that
he was close to dying what so ever

So I stabbed him with the flag poll
He was very patriotic
He taught me to be
patriotic too.

And even said the Pledge of Allegiance
Before his last fart

Me daddy crapped
A Magic Poo
And that smiling
piece of shit
winked at me.

It was a last sign of his affection
Everything the Magic Poo
Touches turns in to...

Sit!!!

So...

Have a seat
And watch my favorite TV show with me
and my Magic friend.

( the author of this outrageous poem doesn't recommend any crappy TV show accompanied by magic poo, the crap naturally comes from the tube )

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